1 00:00:26,736 --> 00:00:30,156 Hey, yo, Reggie! Re-up. 2 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:58,768 I thought you were too sick to practice. 3 00:00:58,851 --> 00:01:01,395 Done with all that, Coach. 4 00:01:03,189 --> 00:01:05,107 When's the last time you had a decent meal? 5 00:01:05,191 --> 00:01:07,359 Come on. 6 00:01:07,443 --> 00:01:09,570 Mary's always happy to have you at the table. 7 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:12,865 - Nothing you say is gonna change my mind. - Damn it, Reggie. 8 00:01:12,948 --> 00:01:16,869 You're the most talented superhero I've ever seen. 9 00:01:16,952 --> 00:01:19,538 Yet you're... you're throwing it all away 10 00:01:19,622 --> 00:01:21,582 slinging yayo for gangbangers? 11 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:23,709 You don't know me, Coach. You don't know nothin'. 12 00:01:23,793 --> 00:01:26,295 I know you've got heart. 13 00:01:26,378 --> 00:01:28,005 I know you want more than this. 14 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:29,423 You've got a choice, son. 15 00:01:29,507 --> 00:01:32,384 Either outrun this life, 16 00:01:32,468 --> 00:01:35,304 or you can run yourself into an early grave. 17 00:01:35,387 --> 00:01:38,724 Now, please. It's me, Coach Brink. 18 00:01:38,808 --> 00:01:41,477 Come back with me. 19 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,562 To the suburbs. 20 00:01:45,481 --> 00:01:47,483 Yeah, what I want doesn't matter. 21 00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:50,778 I'll never be free of these streets. 22 00:01:50,861 --> 00:01:53,030 Cut! Holy fuck. 23 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,241 Holy fuck, we're not gonna beat that. 24 00:01:55,324 --> 00:01:57,868 That was fucking perfect. We're going again. 25 00:01:57,952 --> 00:02:00,329 - I don't... - Ferrell fucking Streep. 26 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:02,331 There are tears. 27 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:04,124 Literal tears. 28 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:06,210 Who's happy they spent two weekends 29 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:07,962 at the Compton Youth Center now, huh? 30 00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:10,214 I'm not giving off too much of a Blind Side vibe, am I? 31 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:12,550 As if that's a bad thing? 32 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:13,777 Are you... Wait, what is that smell? 33 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:15,511 Will everyone stop? 34 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:17,179 What is that smell?! 35 00:02:17,263 --> 00:02:19,473 Is it... Is that you? 36 00:02:19,557 --> 00:02:20,975 I had falafel for lunch. 37 00:02:21,058 --> 00:02:22,643 What? 38 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:25,312 I smell an Oscar nomination. 39 00:02:25,396 --> 00:02:26,647 Shut up, man. 40 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:29,400 - No, I won't. - Don't jinx it. 41 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:30,860 You can't jinx gold. Look at me. 42 00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:33,988 You better make some shelf space, De Niro. Do you hear me? 43 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:35,781 All right, let's get you back to one, huh? 44 00:02:35,865 --> 00:02:37,175 - I'm gonna watch playbacks, okay? - Absolutely. 45 00:02:37,199 --> 00:02:39,910 Yeah, let's get him some cans, please? Thank you. 46 00:02:39,994 --> 00:02:41,704 One more quick thing. 47 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:43,067 Let's sidebar here a little bit. 48 00:02:43,122 --> 00:02:44,766 It feels like you're having a little bit of trouble 49 00:02:44,790 --> 00:02:46,292 getting out of the starters' block. 50 00:02:47,293 --> 00:02:49,003 Maybe it's the scene. 51 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:50,480 Baby, this scene sings. All right, look at me. 52 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:54,133 In the arc of your character, this is your low point, right? 53 00:02:54,216 --> 00:02:56,343 Everybody's given up on you, you're all alone, 54 00:02:56,427 --> 00:02:57,469 until the coach... 55 00:02:57,553 --> 00:03:00,097 Swoops in and saves me from the ghetto? 56 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,408 No, no, no, you actually save each other. 57 00:03:01,432 --> 00:03:03,225 It's a very balanced narrative. 58 00:03:03,309 --> 00:03:06,812 All the sensitivity readers that we hired, they all agreed. 59 00:03:06,896 --> 00:03:08,939 - My brother was the only coach I ever had. - Right. 60 00:03:09,023 --> 00:03:11,025 He was a waiter at Buster Beaver, 61 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:12,610 not a fucking crack dealer. 62 00:03:13,736 --> 00:03:15,738 And he must be so proud of you right now. 63 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:18,824 Let's get this train back on the tracks. 64 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:22,161 - Just give me a minute. - Yeah, sure. 65 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:25,539 Wait, wait, you know what? One more tiny little thing. 66 00:03:25,623 --> 00:03:29,293 You said what I want "doesn't matter." 67 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:30,753 But as scripted, it's actually 68 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:33,923 what I want "don't matter," okay? 69 00:03:34,006 --> 00:03:35,007 All right, good stuff. 70 00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:37,301 All right, everybody, let's get back to one! 71 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,261 I want to make this fucking day! 72 00:03:42,348 --> 00:03:44,224 Hey, can we talk? 73 00:03:44,308 --> 00:03:46,602 You don't talk. It's like your one thing. 74 00:03:46,685 --> 00:03:48,371 Look, playing Noir has been a meaningful challenge, 75 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:49,623 but yesterday was wack as fuck. 76 00:03:49,647 --> 00:03:52,816 I've never actually murdered anyone before. 77 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,711 Does Homelander make us kill people, like, a lot? 78 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:57,196 And when does, do we just... do it? 79 00:03:58,614 --> 00:04:00,741 Look, don't get me wrong, I am stoked to be here 80 00:04:00,824 --> 00:04:04,078 and I am down to ride the wave. I'm just having trouble 81 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:05,430 with Noir's motivation, you feel me? 82 00:04:05,454 --> 00:04:08,248 His motivation is being a braindead maniac. 83 00:04:08,332 --> 00:04:10,042 Just keep your mouth shut 84 00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:11,835 and do as you're fucking told. 85 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:17,198 Violence in our blood-splattered streets 86 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,510 against decent, hardworking Americans. 87 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,321 Folks, if you're thinking of letting your children 88 00:04:21,345 --> 00:04:23,597 play carefree outside and without supervision, 89 00:04:23,681 --> 00:04:24,890 think again. 90 00:04:24,974 --> 00:04:26,600 I mean, these two animals, 91 00:04:26,684 --> 00:04:28,394 Benny Long and Ian Rashford, 92 00:04:28,477 --> 00:04:30,270 savagely beat three good men to death 93 00:04:30,354 --> 00:04:32,022 outside the courthouse yesterday. 94 00:04:32,106 --> 00:04:34,125 {\an8}The Starlighters have shown their true colors, folks, 95 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:38,404 {\an8}rioting at multiple quote-unquote "peaceful demonstrations" 96 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:39,989 {\an8} across the country. 97 00:04:40,072 --> 00:04:42,241 I, for one, do not take our liberties 98 00:04:42,324 --> 00:04:43,677 in this great country for granted. 99 00:04:43,701 --> 00:04:46,078 But apparently the Starlighters feel differently. 100 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:49,081 Let's see. Soy for pH, 101 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:51,500 hyaluronic acid for deep moisturizing 102 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:54,128 - and arginine for circulation. - What is all that? 103 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:56,046 Um, I'm a Voughtality consultant. 104 00:04:56,130 --> 00:04:58,382 5K away from the red, white and blue Caddy. 105 00:04:58,465 --> 00:04:59,967 I thought it might be helpful. 106 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:03,053 You... You work for Vought? 107 00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:05,055 Voughtality. "For a Super You." 108 00:05:05,139 --> 00:05:08,559 You know Vought killed my girlfriend, right? 109 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:11,270 I'm literally fighting them right now. 110 00:05:12,688 --> 00:05:15,232 I think I have rosemary oil, 111 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,942 it's really good for the joints. 112 00:05:17,026 --> 00:05:19,278 Can you just... Can you stop please? Just for... 113 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:22,740 - Please stop. Mom, stop. Just stop. - Okay, I'm sor... 114 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:25,534 Okay, sorry, sorry. Just, um... 115 00:05:27,161 --> 00:05:28,412 I'm sorry. 116 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:31,373 You look good. 117 00:05:31,457 --> 00:05:32,916 Got tall. 118 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,477 Yeah, that adds up, since the last time you saw me 119 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:35,919 I was six fucking years old! 120 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:37,713 Please don't yell at me. 121 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:40,090 - What are you doing here? - The hospital called. 122 00:05:40,174 --> 00:05:41,842 Yeah, when they couldn't reach me. 123 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:43,969 And I'm here now, so... 124 00:05:44,053 --> 00:05:46,597 He doesn't need you. Neither of us do. 125 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,974 Your dad didn't tell you. 126 00:05:49,058 --> 00:05:50,225 Shit. 127 00:05:51,477 --> 00:05:52,853 About what? 128 00:05:52,936 --> 00:05:57,524 He gave me power of attorney, including medical decisions. 129 00:05:57,608 --> 00:05:59,526 And he signed a DNR. 130 00:05:59,610 --> 00:06:01,695 H-He didn't update his will? 131 00:06:01,779 --> 00:06:03,238 He did. 132 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:08,410 Why the fuck would he give you power of attorney over me? 133 00:06:08,494 --> 00:06:11,622 Well, I mean, we've been talking, 134 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:14,291 the last year or two, now and then. 135 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,710 Besides that, you'd have to ask him. 136 00:06:16,794 --> 00:06:17,878 But Hughie, don't worry, 137 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:19,671 - I am really good in a crisis. - Don't. 138 00:06:19,755 --> 00:06:22,633 And I-I-I can handle this. 139 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,259 I promise. 140 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:28,639 You promise. 141 00:06:30,432 --> 00:06:31,767 Hughie... 142 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:33,227 Wait. 143 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,452 You leave the money on the dresser? 144 00:06:55,207 --> 00:06:57,126 I didn't want to wake you up. 145 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,045 Hey. 146 00:07:02,381 --> 00:07:04,800 Yeah, maybe you should stay in bed today, no? 147 00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:06,552 Yeah... 148 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,347 Could've been a lot worse. 149 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:13,392 I mean, it would've been a lot worse if you weren't there. 150 00:07:18,397 --> 00:07:19,481 Thank you. 151 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:26,655 Oh. 152 00:07:26,738 --> 00:07:28,824 Starlight. 153 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:31,451 Work. 154 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,548 Your speech therapist Gloria 155 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,276 has filled me in on the work you've been doing. 156 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:47,634 How's that been going? 157 00:07:57,561 --> 00:08:00,856 You know, psychological mutism 158 00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:04,318 is often a symptom of trauma in one's past. 159 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:05,777 What do you think about that? 160 00:08:12,034 --> 00:08:13,243 I couldn't agree more. 161 00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:15,162 But sometimes you have to confront your past 162 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:16,830 in order to be free of it. 163 00:08:18,874 --> 00:08:19,875 Okay. 164 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:21,710 Why don't we start with something simple? 165 00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:25,464 Tell me about your parents. 166 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:33,639 Jesus. 167 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:34,973 You're just telling us now? 168 00:08:35,057 --> 00:08:37,809 Have you seen any specialists, have you, um... 169 00:08:37,893 --> 00:08:39,102 So how long you got? 170 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:41,313 It's none of your fucking business. 171 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:42,832 - I'm not sure why I'm telling you at all. - What's going on? 172 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:45,234 Let's just say I got an angel on my shoulder. 173 00:08:45,317 --> 00:08:47,194 And she's a right bloody nag. 174 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:49,905 Butcher, I tried to warn you that that shit was poison. 175 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:51,406 You ain't one of us. 176 00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:53,408 - Hey! - All right! 177 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:56,453 A word. 178 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:09,591 You're done. 179 00:09:09,675 --> 00:09:10,926 - What? - Fired. 180 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:12,636 Grab your shit and get the fuck out. 181 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,680 I level with you lot and this is the thanks I get. 182 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:16,181 Fuck me. 183 00:09:16,265 --> 00:09:18,100 - See what being honest gets you? - Honest? 184 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:20,623 Motherfucker, you've been lying to us for the last six months. 185 00:09:20,686 --> 00:09:22,104 Not telling ain't lying. 186 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:24,564 Look, you need all the help you can get, mate. 187 00:09:24,648 --> 00:09:27,192 Not from you. You're a liability, Butcher. 188 00:09:27,276 --> 00:09:30,070 I ain't gonna let this stand, then. 189 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:31,780 The Boys is mine. 190 00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:34,032 Says a dying man with one last bluff. 191 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:39,579 Now grab your shit and get the fuck out. 192 00:09:39,663 --> 00:09:41,206 Or I'll throw you out. 193 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,961 - Just... - I don't want to hear it. 194 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:48,130 He's out. 195 00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:50,632 You can join him if you don't like it. 196 00:09:57,389 --> 00:10:01,310 Small-town kid grows up on a Montana ranch with his mom. 197 00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:05,564 On the surface, he's an everyday all-American boy. 198 00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:08,233 But deep in his heart, he knows he's different, special. 199 00:10:08,317 --> 00:10:10,027 He's always asking himself, "Who am I?" 200 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,695 Then one day that question is answered 201 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:14,406 when Homelander flies down from the sky 202 00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:16,408 and says with tears in his eyes... 203 00:10:16,491 --> 00:10:17,659 No tears. 204 00:10:17,743 --> 00:10:20,454 ...and says, proudly, "Son, it's time for you 205 00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:22,122 to take your place by my side." 206 00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:24,708 And for Ryan it feels surprising, yet inevitable. 207 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:28,378 He always knew he was destined for greatness. 208 00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:30,547 Because he came from greatness. 209 00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:33,342 - Oh. - Wow. 210 00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:36,553 Oh, buddy, can you believe that? 211 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,555 W-What do you think? 212 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:42,142 It's cool, I guess. 213 00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:44,394 You guess? 214 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:47,105 I think it looks amazing. 215 00:10:47,189 --> 00:10:50,776 - Oh, so amazing. Really marketable. - So marketable. 216 00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:53,028 The whole pitch blows. 217 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:55,822 It... does not blow. 218 00:10:55,906 --> 00:10:58,575 It blows, harder than Nancy Reagan on the MGM backlot. 219 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,786 I'm sorry, why are you here? 220 00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:03,288 Vought got rid of most of the sidekicks after Gunpowder. 221 00:11:03,372 --> 00:11:04,599 The settlements exceeded profitability. 222 00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:05,767 Yeah, but I don't think Ryan 223 00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:09,044 is gonna file an HR complaint against me. 224 00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:11,505 A what? 225 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:13,590 Ryan is the first natural-born superhero. 226 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:14,901 And his brand needs to reflect that. 227 00:11:14,925 --> 00:11:17,636 He's not one of Vought's lab rat freaks. 228 00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:21,139 He was chosen... by fate, God, whatever... 229 00:11:21,223 --> 00:11:23,058 to be the one who saves the world. 230 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:24,309 Yes. 231 00:11:24,393 --> 00:11:26,436 But let's not forget 232 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,146 why he is special. 233 00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:29,398 Shall we? 234 00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:30,857 He's my son. 235 00:11:30,941 --> 00:11:34,444 Chosen by God, sure, but, uh... 236 00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:36,238 made by me. 237 00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:39,616 The chosen one narrative only works if he stands alone. 238 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,828 Harry Potter. Neo. Luke Skywalker. 239 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:44,621 Hollywood's trained people to fall in love 240 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,331 with white boy lone saviors. 241 00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:49,751 So, America will want to fall in love with Ryan. 242 00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:53,755 What is this? 243 00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:55,090 Uh, it's a crime itinerary. 244 00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:57,634 Your first save. Congratulations, son. 245 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,428 I'm not on the call sheet. 246 00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:02,556 You wanted a kingdom for your son. 247 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:06,143 I'm helping you get it. 248 00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:13,150 - Excellent. - Mm. 249 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,609 Just as we discussed. 250 00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:17,154 Feel free to move forward. 251 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,239 Thanks. 252 00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:21,408 Ah, if you don't mind? 253 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:23,368 Hmm. 254 00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:26,455 I'm here because Homelander wants me here. 255 00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:28,081 Because he trusts me. 256 00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,237 Listen. 257 00:12:59,321 --> 00:13:01,990 I know you're the smartest woman on earth... 258 00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:03,742 Smartest person. 259 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:06,953 Let me give you some advice. 260 00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:08,872 You know, girls supporting girls. 261 00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:12,334 You cannot talk to Homelander like that. 262 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:13,960 I'm telling him the truth. 263 00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:16,213 You're so afraid of him, you've plucked yourself bald. 264 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,423 If I were you, I'd make myself useful. 265 00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:20,175 You know, get some lactation going, 266 00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:21,760 let him suck on those titties. 267 00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:23,637 Before you end up like Madelyn Stillwell. 268 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,726 Oh, Ashley, hey, what's up? 269 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,770 Just the girl boss I wanted to see. 270 00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:33,939 I've been looking everywhere for you. 271 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:37,359 Hey, so I heard that Ryan's doing his first solo save. 272 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:38,503 I want to talk to you about something. 273 00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:39,861 I have this idea. 274 00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:43,156 Okay, so, what if... 275 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,866 and just hear me out on this, 276 00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:47,994 what if I was there? 277 00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:52,582 That's it. That's the pitch. 278 00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:56,169 Hmm. You want to join a family-friendly PG save? 279 00:13:57,128 --> 00:14:02,717 While PETA still has you on their bestiality watchlist? 280 00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:05,178 I swear to God. 281 00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:08,390 Stupid people who think they're smart 282 00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:11,393 make me want to eat my own shit. 283 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:14,229 Why do you let her talk to you like that? 284 00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,982 She's just a bitch. 285 00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:18,608 It's probably that time of the month. 286 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,777 It's like a full moon thing, isn't it? 287 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,362 You're a genetically superior being, 288 00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:25,198 and she's the evolutionary equivalent of a capybara. 289 00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:28,034 - Cappuccino...? - It's a giant rodent from South America. 290 00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:30,829 - Oh. - You're better than her. 291 00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:32,831 Act like it. 292 00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:34,958 And you should be at the save. 293 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,752 It's a good idea. 294 00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:40,255 Thank you. 295 00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:43,776 1:16, Todd and the other Hometeamers 296 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,027 are seen going into Planet Vought. 297 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,511 And not seen again until... 298 00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:51,182 2:09, when their dead bodies magically appear at the rally. 299 00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:53,286 Now, how do you think they got there without anybody seeing? 300 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:56,187 A-Train. It had to be A-Train. 301 00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:58,040 You promise? Like you promised Dad for better or worse? 302 00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,149 We boring you, Hughie? 303 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:02,402 Sorry. Sorry. I'm, um... I'm here. 304 00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:05,739 But the Hometeamers died of blunt force trauma. 305 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,049 Nothing said anything about super strength. 306 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,510 Because they're getting a lot better at covering their ass, 307 00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:11,453 probably because of her. 308 00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:14,623 Sister Sage. 32 years old, from Detroit, Michigan. 309 00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:16,791 She cut ties with Vought a while back, 310 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:17,977 when they kicked her off of Teenage Kix. 311 00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:19,586 What are her powers? 312 00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:21,504 Smartest person on the planet. 313 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:23,757 I've already tapped Sage's cell phones. 314 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,884 She made a reservation at the Vought Garden 315 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,927 Suites and Courtyard Express in Harrisburg tonight. 316 00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:29,280 Who's down for a little road trip? 317 00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:31,931 You know what? I'm gonna stay here. 318 00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:34,100 If A-Train framed those two Starlighters, 319 00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:35,518 I'm gonna take a run at him. 320 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,145 I-I'm gonna go with you. 321 00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:39,522 I got to stay close to my dad. 322 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:43,485 Understood. All right. You two are with me. 323 00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:46,946 Aw, look, she made a cute little... 324 00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,740 penis and balls. 325 00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:54,913 Hurry up, get the money. 326 00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:02,671 Lights out, you fucking muff taco. 327 00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:04,714 Get back! 328 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:05,799 Noir. 329 00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:08,092 Back off. 330 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,219 Hey, whoa, be cool, man. 331 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,179 Noir, what are we supposed to do? 332 00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:20,021 - Let her go. - Out of my way, kid. 333 00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:22,273 It's gonna be okay. 334 00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:24,234 - Do you promise? - I promise. 335 00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,196 Who are you? 336 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:31,116 My name is Ryan. And I don't like bullies. 337 00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,870 It's good. Pretty good. 338 00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,205 It's getting better. 339 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:39,582 Solid work, guys. Noir, your entrance, 340 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,376 you're doing too much. Just walk in. 341 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:43,437 Okay, but would Noir just enter stage right like that? 342 00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:45,272 I feel like it's more in character if I come in through the skylight. 343 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:46,423 You don't fucking talk. 344 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,383 - Sorry. - Still talking. 345 00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:49,902 Let's just stick to the blocking for now, okay? 346 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,553 Deep, drop the "fucking muff taco," 347 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,221 this is for families. 348 00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:54,556 - Okay. - Ryan, 349 00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,349 on the day, you're gonna throw me for real. 350 00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:57,767 - I can take it. - Yeah. 351 00:16:57,851 --> 00:16:59,477 Let's take five and we'll run it back. 352 00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:01,604 - Great. - Okay. 353 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,606 Thank you, Koy. 354 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,108 - Dad? - Yeah. 355 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:07,819 Did I look dumb? 356 00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:11,114 You really... You got to put your back into it. 357 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,407 You know, like... 358 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,576 You really got to sell it. 359 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:16,703 You understand? 360 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:17,996 Are all saves like this? 361 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,999 Like, with stunt people and rehearsals and stuff? 362 00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:22,584 No, no, of course some of them are real. 363 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,210 I-I've saved a lot of people. 364 00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:27,338 This is just to help you get your sea legs, all right? 365 00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:28,798 - Okay. - Yeah. 366 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,526 Hey, Ryan. You want to rehearse the throw a few times? 367 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:33,178 - Great idea. Yes! - Yeah. Sure. 368 00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:35,096 Yes. Excellent. 369 00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:38,433 Hey, so, um, just to be clear, 370 00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,411 we're not actually killing people on the day, am I right? 371 00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:42,145 Just shut the fuck up. 372 00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:53,823 Just be real precise with your steps, you understand? 373 00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,951 You can't talk to me that way. 374 00:17:57,035 --> 00:17:58,495 I didn't say anything. 375 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,455 I mean from before. 376 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,876 Because I am the... 377 00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:06,228 I'm the peak of human evolution. 378 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,855 And you're just, you're just a capabarnia. 379 00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:10,673 - It's a rodent from South America. - Oh. 380 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,509 So you're fucking land mammals now? 381 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,263 I am the lord of the seven seas. 382 00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:19,140 You talk to me like that again 383 00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:20,910 and I will drown you in your fucking toilet, 384 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,060 you stupid bitch. 385 00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,437 After I've used it. 386 00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,065 Is that what you want? 387 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:29,067 - No. - "Sir"! 388 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,318 No, sir. 389 00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:31,986 That's right. 390 00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:45,458 - Let her go. - Out of my way, kid. 391 00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:46,685 That kid's face is made for the big screen. 392 00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:49,546 A complexion like butter. He's practically glowing. 393 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,315 Well, thank God. Air-brushing the wrinkles out 394 00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:54,008 of The Dawn of the Seven put VFX nine mil over the budget. 395 00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:57,637 We were neck fold to neck fold with Sex and the City 2. 396 00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:34,591 Motherfucker. 397 00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,347 Oi, oi. 398 00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:43,391 Fancy some steam tray eggs? 399 00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:46,102 - How the fuck did you find us? - Come off it, mate. 400 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,730 Your password's Janine2012. 401 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,499 I want you to put that shit down 402 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,567 and get the fuck out of my operation. 403 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:55,194 Well, it's lucky for me that you ain't my boss no more. 404 00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:59,324 And as a private and concerned citizen, 405 00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:02,327 I'm allowed to say fuck you to any deep state cunts 406 00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:04,370 that try and keep me from the truth. 407 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,672 Welcome to the monkey house. 408 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:56,047 Bunch of tinfoil-hat-wearing Nazi motherfuckers. 409 00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:59,008 Why is the world's smartest person in a place such as this? 410 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,657 Oi. There's our girl. 411 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,161 Where's Kimiko? 412 00:22:29,307 --> 00:22:30,349 Splinter. 413 00:22:30,433 --> 00:22:31,726 Splinter, come here. 414 00:22:32,727 --> 00:22:33,978 Am I too shiny? 415 00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:35,646 You're good. 416 00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:37,648 You look perfect. 417 00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:41,861 Best get a move on. 418 00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:43,380 The Flat-Earthers get the space at 4:30. 419 00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:45,031 Yes. Okay. 420 00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:49,619 H-Hey, everybody. 421 00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:53,164 Um, so, our next speaker 422 00:22:53,247 --> 00:22:55,291 is not only a true visionary, 423 00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,877 she's also my close friend. 424 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:04,217 So please join me in welcoming 425 00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:07,595 author, filmmaker, political activist, 426 00:23:07,678 --> 00:23:09,597 commentator and a leading voice 427 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:12,016 of the alt-Supe movement on YouTube, 428 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:13,267 Firecracker! 429 00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:20,566 Well, howdy there, Truth Seekers. 430 00:23:20,650 --> 00:23:22,527 Hey! 431 00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:26,155 Hey there! Aw, well, thank you, thank you. 432 00:23:26,239 --> 00:23:28,658 Whoo! 433 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:31,744 - Tell us some truth, Firecracker! - Okay. 434 00:23:31,828 --> 00:23:33,079 I ain't gonna sugarcoat this. 435 00:23:33,162 --> 00:23:35,706 We got ourselves a national crisis. 436 00:23:35,790 --> 00:23:40,878 Homelander himself said Starlight traffics kids 437 00:23:40,962 --> 00:23:43,464 and her Starlighters just murdered three of our brothers 438 00:23:43,548 --> 00:23:45,258 yesterday to cover it up. 439 00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:47,093 They're killing us. Wake up. 440 00:23:47,176 --> 00:23:49,428 Over the next two hours, 441 00:23:49,512 --> 00:23:54,267 I will prove that Starlighter works with Oprah and Tom Hanks 442 00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:56,727 to set up a Satanic home delivery service. 443 00:23:56,811 --> 00:23:59,063 An order of a hot dog gets you a boy. 444 00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:01,941 A taco, a girl. 445 00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:06,320 A combo gets you a child they forced to have trans surgery. 446 00:24:06,404 --> 00:24:09,657 And a soda gets you a shot of adrenochrome. 447 00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:14,036 - We all know that Oprah has been under house arrest - People actually believe this shit? 448 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,931 - ever since she sat down with Harry - People will believe anything. 449 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:18,725 - and that monarchy-fucker Meghan Markle. - Even something as ludicrous as 450 00:24:18,749 --> 00:24:21,627 - For those who say that the evidence against Tom Hanks - the moon landing. 451 00:24:21,711 --> 00:24:23,963 is less clear-cut, well, 452 00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:27,300 that's because the brave whistleblower who was gonna blow 453 00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:30,720 Forrest Gump's pedo ring wide open 454 00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:33,347 fell off a bridge before he got the chance. 455 00:24:33,431 --> 00:24:36,475 Frenchie. See what he's up to. 456 00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:38,412 - Coincidence? - But do not engage. 457 00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:39,437 Right. 458 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,397 Ah, ah, ah. 459 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,691 You're ain't leaving my sight. 460 00:24:43,774 --> 00:24:45,735 ...of all of the Tom Hanks movies, 461 00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:48,905 you get 311, which is... 462 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:50,948 the police code for child porn. 463 00:24:51,032 --> 00:24:52,658 It's just math! 464 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:58,098 Stormchasers United is starting in 20 minutes 465 00:24:58,122 --> 00:25:00,166 in conference room B. 466 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:18,142 Hey, stop, no. Give it back. 467 00:25:22,146 --> 00:25:23,397 Stop being a pussy. 468 00:25:23,481 --> 00:25:25,566 Go get some of Colin's penis... or ass... 469 00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:28,986 Or maybe both? 470 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:32,240 But go get it! 471 00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:34,242 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. 472 00:25:34,325 --> 00:25:35,743 Are you drunk? 473 00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:38,746 I just had a beer. 474 00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:43,376 Four beers. 475 00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:45,461 What is wrong with you? 476 00:25:45,962 --> 00:25:47,088 Six beers. 477 00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:51,509 - You're holding back with Colin because of me! - What? 478 00:25:51,592 --> 00:25:52,843 No, it's... 479 00:25:52,927 --> 00:25:55,680 It's nothing to do with you. 480 00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:58,015 Well I fucked someone. 481 00:25:58,099 --> 00:25:58,933 Really? 482 00:25:59,016 --> 00:26:00,977 The barista at Jitter Bean. 483 00:26:03,604 --> 00:26:06,315 He stuck his penis right in my vagina. 484 00:26:06,399 --> 00:26:07,942 Okay. 485 00:26:08,025 --> 00:26:13,614 You should stick your penis somewhere! 486 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,826 Mon coeur, truly, merci. 487 00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:20,246 But it's not about you, I swear. 488 00:26:20,329 --> 00:26:22,957 The Alex Jones look-alike contest is in... 489 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,209 Can we go back to work now? 490 00:26:33,801 --> 00:26:35,594 Eight beers. 491 00:26:59,035 --> 00:27:00,745 What's that about? 492 00:27:29,065 --> 00:27:30,399 Mon Dieu. 493 00:27:32,777 --> 00:27:34,445 This isn't what it looks like. 494 00:27:34,528 --> 00:27:36,530 It's okay. 495 00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:40,344 Maybe your source at the Tower is fucking with you? 496 00:27:40,368 --> 00:27:42,536 No, no, no, if she says A-Train shows up here 497 00:27:42,620 --> 00:27:44,288 every Sunday at 3:00 p.m., 498 00:27:44,372 --> 00:27:45,748 he will. 499 00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:49,919 Yeah, you promise? Your promise is as worthless as you are. 500 00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:51,003 What? 501 00:27:52,254 --> 00:27:53,547 Sorry. 502 00:27:53,631 --> 00:27:55,383 Sorry, I was just, uh... 503 00:27:55,466 --> 00:27:58,177 workshopping what I should've said to my mom. 504 00:27:58,260 --> 00:27:59,845 You really don't have to be here, okay? 505 00:27:59,929 --> 00:28:01,680 You can go to the hospital, you should. 506 00:28:01,764 --> 00:28:03,307 No. No. 507 00:28:03,391 --> 00:28:05,393 No, nothing to do there except, uh... 508 00:28:05,476 --> 00:28:07,103 relive my childhood trauma. 509 00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:10,648 Tensions are high after the murder of the Homelander Three 510 00:28:10,731 --> 00:28:13,067 allegedly at the hands of two Starlight followers. 511 00:28:13,150 --> 00:28:14,830 Skirmishes between the two groups have... 512 00:28:14,902 --> 00:28:15,962 All right, enough of that shit. 513 00:28:15,986 --> 00:28:18,072 Uh, has Kiara woken up yet? 514 00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:19,448 Mm-mm. 515 00:28:19,532 --> 00:28:22,827 No, and I have about a thousand messages 516 00:28:22,910 --> 00:28:25,246 asking me what the Starlighters should do. 517 00:28:28,165 --> 00:28:30,292 Spit it out. 518 00:28:30,376 --> 00:28:32,128 People look up to you. 519 00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:33,671 No, they look up to Starlight. 520 00:28:33,754 --> 00:28:35,506 They look up to the suit. 521 00:28:35,589 --> 00:28:36,674 You're the one who wore it. 522 00:28:36,757 --> 00:28:38,175 I get why you ditched it, I do. 523 00:28:38,259 --> 00:28:41,220 It's just, I can also see the value in it. 524 00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:43,013 In superheroes? 525 00:28:43,097 --> 00:28:46,392 You're defending superheroes right now? Really? 526 00:28:46,475 --> 00:28:50,438 As cheesy as it sounds, people need a symbol. 527 00:28:50,521 --> 00:28:52,815 You know, someone they can rally behind, 528 00:28:52,898 --> 00:28:54,483 a little fucking hope. 529 00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:55,693 That can be you. 530 00:28:55,776 --> 00:28:58,779 I don't want to lead anybody. I don't. 531 00:28:58,863 --> 00:29:01,574 And I cannot go back to her. 532 00:29:01,657 --> 00:29:04,243 To me... 533 00:29:04,326 --> 00:29:06,620 she's just, she's a symbol 534 00:29:06,704 --> 00:29:09,874 of so much bad shit, and I-I can't. 535 00:29:09,957 --> 00:29:11,459 I can't. I won't. It's just, it's... 536 00:29:11,542 --> 00:29:14,253 Yeah, I mean... 537 00:29:14,336 --> 00:29:16,380 Oh, God. He's here, he's here. 538 00:29:16,464 --> 00:29:18,007 So I'm at the Tower, right? 539 00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:19,884 And we get a call from Boise, Idaho. 540 00:29:19,967 --> 00:29:21,927 There's a terrorist who's got, 541 00:29:22,011 --> 00:29:24,513 like, the whole movie theater held hostage. 542 00:29:24,597 --> 00:29:25,931 - And... - A-Train? 543 00:29:26,015 --> 00:29:27,766 I love you. Can I get a selfie? 544 00:29:27,850 --> 00:29:28,934 Yeah, of course. 545 00:29:29,018 --> 00:29:30,811 Hang on. 546 00:29:38,652 --> 00:29:40,279 I ran across the Rockies, 547 00:29:40,362 --> 00:29:41,882 took out the terrorist, disarmed the bomb. 548 00:29:41,906 --> 00:29:42,948 Then what? 549 00:29:43,032 --> 00:29:44,426 What you mean, man? Then I got some popcorn, 550 00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:46,285 I watched the rest of Pacific Rim: Uprising. 551 00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:48,662 Why don't you tell them the truth? 552 00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:54,043 Nathan. 553 00:29:56,045 --> 00:29:57,630 Just... 554 00:29:57,713 --> 00:29:59,131 just be chill, all right? 555 00:29:59,215 --> 00:30:01,193 You're sneaking around with my boys, behind my back, 556 00:30:01,217 --> 00:30:02,760 but I need to chill? 557 00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:05,888 - What's going on? - I don't know. 558 00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:07,574 And don't think y'all ain't in some deep shit. 559 00:30:07,598 --> 00:30:10,142 Sorry, Dad. 560 00:30:10,226 --> 00:30:11,810 Come on, Dad. 561 00:30:11,894 --> 00:30:13,747 Uncle Reggie was just telling us about his saves. 562 00:30:13,771 --> 00:30:16,857 - You want to tell them or should I? - Come on, man, 563 00:30:16,941 --> 00:30:18,609 let's not make a big thing... 564 00:30:18,692 --> 00:30:20,736 That movie theater in Idaho, 565 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,279 that was a soundstage in the Bronx. 566 00:30:22,363 --> 00:30:25,366 That terrorist, that was a stuntman. 567 00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:28,369 Those mountains, they added those in post. 568 00:30:28,452 --> 00:30:31,372 I know because I was there. 569 00:30:34,083 --> 00:30:35,376 Is that true? 570 00:30:38,254 --> 00:30:39,713 It's complicated, you know? 571 00:30:39,797 --> 00:30:41,465 No, it's simple. 572 00:30:41,549 --> 00:30:44,218 Your saves were never real. 573 00:30:44,301 --> 00:30:46,845 You never actually saved anyone. 574 00:30:46,929 --> 00:30:49,974 Yet here you are, lying to your own flesh and blood. 575 00:30:52,476 --> 00:30:54,603 I told you. 576 00:30:54,687 --> 00:30:57,273 Your uncle is no hero. 577 00:30:58,732 --> 00:31:01,151 And I don't want you anywhere near him. 578 00:31:01,235 --> 00:31:02,778 Come on. 579 00:31:12,037 --> 00:31:13,122 Nathan... 580 00:31:14,707 --> 00:31:17,001 Nathan, I'm sorry. 581 00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:20,629 Hey, hey. Wait, wait, wait. Give him a second. 582 00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:38,981 Your videos got me to see that my entire family 583 00:31:39,064 --> 00:31:41,442 had been brainwashed by clovergenders like Starlight. 584 00:31:41,525 --> 00:31:43,485 I told them that I couldn't speak to them again 585 00:31:43,569 --> 00:31:44,987 until they did their own research. 586 00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:46,780 It's been three years now. 587 00:31:48,032 --> 00:31:50,326 Good for you. You keep up the fight. 588 00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:51,535 Can I get a selfie? 589 00:31:51,619 --> 00:31:54,038 Of course. 590 00:31:57,249 --> 00:31:58,667 Thank you. 591 00:31:58,751 --> 00:32:00,336 Truth bomb. 592 00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:04,298 The Sovereign Citizens meeting has moved to 6:00 p.m. 593 00:32:07,468 --> 00:32:08,969 Do you actually believe all of this? 594 00:32:09,053 --> 00:32:11,221 Or is it just bullshit 595 00:32:11,305 --> 00:32:13,098 smeared on top of a personal vendetta? 596 00:32:13,182 --> 00:32:14,850 Ain't you a little mouthy one. 597 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:18,020 Appreciate the subtextual racism there, 598 00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:19,229 but I'm a Supe. 599 00:32:19,313 --> 00:32:20,898 Sister Sage. 600 00:32:20,981 --> 00:32:22,399 I work with Homelander. 601 00:32:22,483 --> 00:32:23,525 Bullshit. 602 00:32:25,402 --> 00:32:26,820 Goddamn. 603 00:32:26,904 --> 00:32:28,322 - Is he here? - Of course not. 604 00:32:28,405 --> 00:32:30,967 He wouldn't be caught dead with these ringworm-infested cousin fuckers. 605 00:32:30,991 --> 00:32:33,160 Though there's a chance you could meet him. 606 00:32:33,243 --> 00:32:34,953 First, I want to see your powers, though. 607 00:32:40,417 --> 00:32:42,961 Wow, that is... lackluster. 608 00:32:43,045 --> 00:32:45,798 - I'm... strong too, though. - Look, what's important is: 609 00:32:45,881 --> 00:32:47,424 what are you selling? 610 00:32:47,508 --> 00:32:49,385 I'm here to share the truth 611 00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:52,054 and nothing but. 612 00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:53,305 What are you selling? 613 00:32:53,389 --> 00:32:54,807 Did I stutter? 614 00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,061 Purpose. 615 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:03,649 I sell purpose. 616 00:33:03,732 --> 00:33:05,859 These people got nothing. 617 00:33:05,943 --> 00:33:08,112 Maybe they lost a job or a house 618 00:33:08,195 --> 00:33:09,738 or a kid to Oxy. 619 00:33:09,822 --> 00:33:11,407 Politicians don't give a shit, 620 00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:14,743 mainstream media tells them to be ashamed of their skin color, 621 00:33:14,827 --> 00:33:17,287 so, well, I bring 'em together, tell them a story, 622 00:33:17,371 --> 00:33:19,832 give them a purpose. 623 00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:22,793 Which would you rather believe? 624 00:33:22,876 --> 00:33:25,476 That you belong to a community of warriors battling a secret evil, 625 00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:28,424 or that you're a lonely, inconsequential nobody 626 00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:29,967 that no one will ever remember? 627 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:34,930 Deep's Blue Sea Room. 9:00 p.m. 628 00:33:45,274 --> 00:33:46,900 Sage has got no powers, right? 629 00:33:46,984 --> 00:33:49,528 Besides her brains? Nope. 630 00:33:49,611 --> 00:33:51,172 So, why all the sneaking around shite? 631 00:33:51,196 --> 00:33:52,531 Let's just grab her, 632 00:33:52,614 --> 00:33:54,134 work her over and rumble what we need. 633 00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:55,492 Hey. 634 00:33:55,576 --> 00:33:57,619 - This is surveillance only, okay? - All right, 635 00:33:57,703 --> 00:34:00,748 you sit tight and watch me do your job. 636 00:34:00,831 --> 00:34:02,583 All right, enough. 637 00:34:04,126 --> 00:34:06,670 Get your fuckin' hands off me. 638 00:34:06,754 --> 00:34:08,172 Just go home, all right? 639 00:34:08,255 --> 00:34:09,256 Or what? 640 00:34:09,339 --> 00:34:10,507 We have a Barney? 641 00:34:10,591 --> 00:34:12,426 Well, come on, then. Have a go. 642 00:34:12,509 --> 00:34:14,749 - Butcher, for fuck's sake. - You've been gagging for it. 643 00:34:14,803 --> 00:34:15,971 Ever since Soldier Boy. 644 00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:19,767 Ten pounds of C4 with an inch fuse pokin' out your arse, you are. 645 00:34:19,850 --> 00:34:21,810 Well, come on, then. Have at it, son. 646 00:34:21,894 --> 00:34:23,121 'Cause that's the only way you feel any regret 647 00:34:23,145 --> 00:34:25,105 is to get it beaten into you. 648 00:34:25,189 --> 00:34:26,374 You're a shit skipper, you are. 649 00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:28,150 Hughie's fucked off, Kimiko's hammered. 650 00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:30,170 We've been here for hours and still know fuck all. 651 00:34:30,194 --> 00:34:32,362 You're gonna get this bloody lot killed. 652 00:34:32,446 --> 00:34:34,406 You can't eat, you can't sleep, 653 00:34:34,490 --> 00:34:37,451 and you ain't willing to do what it takes to run this mob 654 00:34:37,534 --> 00:34:39,912 'cause you ain't got the bollocks, son. 655 00:34:41,371 --> 00:34:43,332 Nice try, Butcher. 656 00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:45,042 But it ain't gonna work. 657 00:34:45,125 --> 00:34:47,586 Yeah, ain't that what your wife said? 658 00:34:59,848 --> 00:35:01,141 All that bullshit you pulled, 659 00:35:01,225 --> 00:35:02,660 and the mess you always leave behind 660 00:35:02,684 --> 00:35:04,937 for me to clean up, you know why I kept coming back? 661 00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:08,524 'Cause I thought maybe this time, it'll be a little different. 662 00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:10,859 All the fucking shit we've been through together, man. 663 00:35:10,943 --> 00:35:13,779 I thought maybe this time, maybe you and I could just... 664 00:35:13,862 --> 00:35:16,406 just be fucking brothers again. 665 00:35:17,950 --> 00:35:19,660 Just go home, man. 666 00:35:50,357 --> 00:35:52,818 Hey! Hey! 667 00:35:54,194 --> 00:35:55,914 Oh, shit. 668 00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:58,782 If you really cared about children... 669 00:35:58,866 --> 00:36:00,784 you'd go after real traffickers... 670 00:36:00,868 --> 00:36:03,495 instead of these fairy tales! 671 00:36:04,496 --> 00:36:06,290 Non! 672 00:36:07,124 --> 00:36:08,876 If you must inflict pain, 673 00:36:08,959 --> 00:36:12,087 perhaps I can endure so others don't suffer. 674 00:36:14,006 --> 00:36:16,008 Hey! 675 00:36:16,091 --> 00:36:17,467 Come on. 676 00:36:24,433 --> 00:36:26,435 Took y'all long enough to get here from Trenton. 677 00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:28,270 Traffic, am I right? 678 00:36:28,353 --> 00:36:30,439 The fuck are you doing here? 679 00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:32,608 The eyes? It's always the eyes. 680 00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:34,109 Here. 681 00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:38,030 What is this? 682 00:36:38,113 --> 00:36:39,799 Security cam footage of your two Starlighters. 683 00:36:39,823 --> 00:36:42,117 About a mile from the bodies at time of death. 684 00:36:43,327 --> 00:36:45,579 It's hard to commit a murder when you're 20 blocks away. 685 00:36:45,662 --> 00:36:47,164 Why are you giving this to us? 686 00:36:56,590 --> 00:36:59,551 You could have got in my face in front of my family, but you didn't. 687 00:37:01,345 --> 00:37:03,472 Let's call it a thank-you. 688 00:37:03,555 --> 00:37:04,723 Thank Hughie. 689 00:37:04,806 --> 00:37:06,892 I would've blasted the shit out of you, 690 00:37:06,975 --> 00:37:08,602 and you would've deserved it. 691 00:37:10,771 --> 00:37:12,189 Yeah, I agree. 692 00:37:23,450 --> 00:37:24,868 Hey. 693 00:37:24,952 --> 00:37:26,328 Back up. 694 00:37:26,411 --> 00:37:28,205 Back off. 695 00:37:29,331 --> 00:37:30,582 Noir, what the fuc... 696 00:37:30,666 --> 00:37:32,106 What the heck are we supposed to do? 697 00:37:36,964 --> 00:37:38,548 Ow. Ow! 698 00:37:39,591 --> 00:37:41,677 - Let her go. - Out of my way, kid. 699 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,387 You're gonna be okay. 700 00:37:43,470 --> 00:37:45,305 - Do you promise? - I promise. 701 00:37:50,060 --> 00:37:51,853 Who are you? 702 00:37:51,937 --> 00:37:53,522 My name is... 703 00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:55,607 Ryan. 704 00:37:55,691 --> 00:37:57,126 - It's Homelander! - Dad? 705 00:37:57,150 --> 00:37:58,527 It's okay, son. 706 00:37:58,610 --> 00:38:00,779 I'm here. 707 00:38:00,862 --> 00:38:03,782 We're going to save America together. 708 00:38:10,664 --> 00:38:12,249 Go. 709 00:38:14,918 --> 00:38:16,420 Go. 710 00:38:16,503 --> 00:38:18,296 Throw him hard. Throw him. Now. 711 00:38:20,257 --> 00:38:21,717 Holy shit. 712 00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:28,432 It's okay, everyone. 713 00:38:28,515 --> 00:38:30,809 It's okay. Everything's under control. 714 00:38:30,892 --> 00:38:32,602 You saved me. 715 00:38:39,151 --> 00:38:40,736 Good girl. 716 00:38:44,489 --> 00:38:46,825 Smile. Smile. 717 00:38:46,908 --> 00:38:48,702 All right. 718 00:38:48,785 --> 00:38:50,263 I thought we weren't killing the guy today. 719 00:38:50,287 --> 00:38:52,789 I just feel like I'm not getting clear direction for this role. 720 00:39:44,633 --> 00:39:47,844 She said 9:00 p.m. in the Deep Blue Sea Room, no? 721 00:39:47,928 --> 00:39:49,596 I sure did. 722 00:39:55,185 --> 00:39:56,728 Toss your guns. 723 00:40:01,358 --> 00:40:04,820 Eh, your rifles are garish and vulgar. 724 00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:07,405 They're American, you fuckin' surrender monkey. 725 00:40:07,489 --> 00:40:09,217 Marvin, did you really think you could tail me 726 00:40:09,241 --> 00:40:11,618 - without me knowing? - So, what now? 727 00:40:12,786 --> 00:40:14,412 These assholes are CIA. 728 00:40:14,496 --> 00:40:16,248 Genuine deep state moles. 729 00:40:16,331 --> 00:40:19,668 They've taken out more superheroes than anyone in the world. 730 00:40:20,961 --> 00:40:23,463 And Homelander would like it if you killed them. 731 00:40:26,007 --> 00:40:28,760 Consider it your final audition. 732 00:40:28,844 --> 00:40:30,178 Audition for what? 733 00:40:30,262 --> 00:40:32,681 The sooner they're dead, the sooner you'll find out. 734 00:40:36,393 --> 00:40:37,936 Hmm. 735 00:40:38,019 --> 00:40:39,896 You're not as impressive as I heard. 736 00:40:45,110 --> 00:40:47,654 Oh, I'm gonna send your ass back to China, bitch. 737 00:40:47,737 --> 00:40:50,240 She's Japanese. 738 00:40:50,323 --> 00:40:51,783 What are you doing? 739 00:40:52,659 --> 00:40:55,954 Oh, pink eye. Too much salad tossing, huh? 740 00:40:56,037 --> 00:40:57,372 No. No, no, no. 741 00:40:57,455 --> 00:40:59,291 It's allergies. It's allergies. 742 00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:01,793 - Achoo. - Shut the fuck up. 743 00:41:01,877 --> 00:41:02,878 Now! 744 00:41:31,198 --> 00:41:33,074 Oh, hell nah. 745 00:41:59,184 --> 00:42:01,311 Mazel tov. 746 00:42:32,259 --> 00:42:33,677 - Damn. I'm out. - Me too. 747 00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:38,056 So are they. 748 00:42:57,033 --> 00:42:58,076 Ow! 749 00:43:01,788 --> 00:43:02,789 No! 750 00:43:19,764 --> 00:43:22,642 Get away from me, pink eye! 751 00:43:30,984 --> 00:43:31,985 No! 752 00:43:41,077 --> 00:43:42,537 The storm has arrived. 753 00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:45,957 Splinter and I are being attacked 754 00:43:46,041 --> 00:43:48,585 by CIA agents 755 00:43:48,668 --> 00:43:51,755 after infiltrating a Zionist cabal. 756 00:43:51,838 --> 00:43:54,215 The proof... 757 00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:56,509 the proof is right here. 758 00:43:58,386 --> 00:44:00,055 Now I'm calling on all... 759 00:44:01,723 --> 00:44:02,724 Firecracker! 760 00:44:02,807 --> 00:44:03,933 No! 761 00:44:04,017 --> 00:44:06,269 You gonna let me smack your girl like that? 762 00:44:06,353 --> 00:44:08,605 No wonder she put you in the friend zone, mate. 763 00:44:16,863 --> 00:44:18,239 Ah! 764 00:44:33,755 --> 00:44:35,548 M! 765 00:44:35,632 --> 00:44:37,258 Get the boys out of here! 766 00:44:40,470 --> 00:44:41,930 Fuck. 767 00:45:16,881 --> 00:45:19,634 No. No, no, no! Not Prime! 768 00:45:19,717 --> 00:45:20,885 No! 769 00:45:23,888 --> 00:45:25,014 We loved you. 770 00:45:26,808 --> 00:45:28,768 From your first Holocaust hoax video. 771 00:45:30,270 --> 00:45:31,271 You know, you... 772 00:46:16,399 --> 00:46:18,693 Who wants a creamy, delicious milkshake? 773 00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:20,653 Hmm? 774 00:46:22,197 --> 00:46:24,240 Oh, Ryan... 775 00:46:31,331 --> 00:46:32,999 Okay, come on. 776 00:46:34,292 --> 00:46:35,877 Come on. 777 00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:39,464 Come on. It's okay. 778 00:46:39,547 --> 00:46:41,674 Don't worry. 779 00:46:41,758 --> 00:46:43,051 Okay? Don't worry. 780 00:46:43,134 --> 00:46:46,179 You'll get plenty of solo saves, I promise. 781 00:46:47,388 --> 00:46:49,224 But I really do think that my being there 782 00:46:49,307 --> 00:46:50,725 is good for your numbers. 783 00:46:54,062 --> 00:46:55,313 What? 784 00:46:55,396 --> 00:46:57,148 - Yeah. - No. 785 00:46:57,232 --> 00:46:58,608 Yes. 786 00:46:58,691 --> 00:47:00,777 - No, no... - Yes. 787 00:47:02,237 --> 00:47:03,613 I killed Koy. 788 00:47:07,450 --> 00:47:09,536 That's what you're upset about? 789 00:47:10,662 --> 00:47:11,746 Koy? 790 00:47:17,669 --> 00:47:19,295 Hmm. Okay. 791 00:47:22,173 --> 00:47:25,552 Accidents happen all the time, okay? 792 00:47:25,635 --> 00:47:27,595 Humans are fragile. 793 00:47:27,679 --> 00:47:29,389 You can't save them all. 794 00:47:29,472 --> 00:47:31,724 But isn't that our job? 795 00:47:31,808 --> 00:47:34,435 Look, Koy died doing what he loved. 796 00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:35,812 Okay? 797 00:47:36,896 --> 00:47:38,106 It'll be better next time. 798 00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:39,899 - No. - Yes. 799 00:47:39,983 --> 00:47:41,276 No, I'm never doing that again. 800 00:47:41,359 --> 00:47:42,569 Jesus Chr... 801 00:47:42,652 --> 00:47:45,029 How many times do I have to tell you? 802 00:47:45,113 --> 00:47:48,032 They're only human, Ryan. 803 00:47:48,116 --> 00:47:49,826 Toys. 804 00:47:56,791 --> 00:47:58,376 You can't go around feeling bad 805 00:47:58,459 --> 00:48:00,670 about what you are 'cause a few things break. 806 00:48:00,753 --> 00:48:02,839 Who cares? 807 00:48:02,922 --> 00:48:05,133 You are destined for so much more. 808 00:48:05,216 --> 00:48:08,928 You understand? You're chosen, young man. 809 00:48:09,012 --> 00:48:11,389 Sooner or later, 810 00:48:11,472 --> 00:48:13,016 you got to accept it. 811 00:48:34,245 --> 00:48:36,664 Not guilty! Not guilty! Not guilty! 812 00:48:36,748 --> 00:48:40,627 Not guilty! Not guilty! Not guilty! Not guilty! 813 00:48:40,710 --> 00:48:42,045 Not guilty! Not guilty! 814 00:48:42,128 --> 00:48:45,798 Not guilty! Not guilty! Not guilty! Not guilty! 815 00:48:47,216 --> 00:48:48,843 Are you sure about this? 816 00:48:51,846 --> 00:48:56,851 I'm gonna let a shitbag like A-Train step up, but I won't? 817 00:49:01,564 --> 00:49:03,191 I got this. 818 00:49:03,274 --> 00:49:05,234 We love you, Starlight! 819 00:49:12,158 --> 00:49:14,285 Starlight! Starlight! 820 00:49:14,369 --> 00:49:17,121 Starlight! Starlight! Starlight! 821 00:49:17,205 --> 00:49:19,957 Starlight! Starlight! Starlight! Starlight! 822 00:49:20,041 --> 00:49:23,294 Starlight! Starlight! Starlight! Starlight! Starlight! Starlight! 823 00:50:07,422 --> 00:50:09,173 You look like shit. 824 00:50:10,216 --> 00:50:11,342 Where are you? 825 00:50:11,426 --> 00:50:12,927 Plausible deniability, pumpkin. 826 00:50:13,010 --> 00:50:16,889 Let's just say I'm a Contessa from Luxembourg 827 00:50:16,973 --> 00:50:19,058 on permanent holiday. 828 00:50:19,142 --> 00:50:22,145 Cherie... you, uh, 829 00:50:22,228 --> 00:50:24,355 you remember Colin Hauser? 830 00:50:25,690 --> 00:50:27,483 - The judge's son? - I saw him 831 00:50:27,567 --> 00:50:29,861 at, uh... 832 00:50:29,944 --> 00:50:31,320 Narcotics Anonymous. 833 00:50:32,655 --> 00:50:34,407 Did he recognize you? 834 00:50:35,950 --> 00:50:37,702 We started talking. 835 00:50:37,785 --> 00:50:39,370 He was having a hard time, 836 00:50:39,454 --> 00:50:42,123 so I helped him get a job at Starlight's House and... 837 00:50:42,206 --> 00:50:43,286 You're fucking him, right? 838 00:50:44,542 --> 00:50:46,169 For fuck's sake, Serge, 839 00:50:46,252 --> 00:50:48,546 what is it with you and taking in strays all the time? 840 00:50:48,629 --> 00:50:49,964 I didn't mean for it to happen. 841 00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:51,966 I was just seeing him day after day, 842 00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:53,760 one thing led to another, and... 843 00:50:53,843 --> 00:50:57,221 So what happens when he finds out you murdered his family? 844 00:51:12,236 --> 00:51:14,655 Your promise isn't worth the piece of paper it's printed on! 845 00:51:14,739 --> 00:51:17,867 I don't understand that. 846 00:51:19,619 --> 00:51:21,871 Just, earlier... 847 00:51:21,954 --> 00:51:24,123 Earlier, you said that you... you said that 848 00:51:24,207 --> 00:51:26,834 you promised to handle Dad, but you're not handling shit! 849 00:51:26,918 --> 00:51:28,118 Can you just lower your voice? 850 00:51:28,169 --> 00:51:29,855 No, no, no. You don't get to tell me what to do, okay? 851 00:51:29,879 --> 00:51:31,297 Okay. 852 00:51:36,928 --> 00:51:38,679 The day you left, it was a Friday. 853 00:51:38,763 --> 00:51:41,098 You walked me to school, 854 00:51:41,182 --> 00:51:44,936 and you promised to buy us tickets to Billy Joel. 855 00:51:45,019 --> 00:51:47,438 I was vibrating with excitement. 856 00:51:48,523 --> 00:51:49,982 That was the last I ever saw you. 857 00:51:51,067 --> 00:51:54,946 I spent a week standing by the front door, 858 00:51:55,029 --> 00:51:57,406 telling Dad you'd be back, 859 00:51:57,490 --> 00:51:59,742 because why wouldn't you be? You promised. 860 00:52:03,079 --> 00:52:05,414 But your promise didn't mean anything. 861 00:52:06,499 --> 00:52:10,294 I'm so, so sorry, Hughie. 862 00:52:10,378 --> 00:52:13,422 This isn't about you and me. 863 00:52:13,506 --> 00:52:15,842 This is about what's best for your dad. 864 00:52:15,925 --> 00:52:17,069 You don't know what's best for him. 865 00:52:17,093 --> 00:52:19,053 You don't know what's best for either of us. 866 00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:21,073 From now on, you don't talk to a doctor without me, 867 00:52:21,097 --> 00:52:23,683 you don't make any medical decisions without me signing off. 868 00:52:24,684 --> 00:52:27,019 And if you don't like it, 869 00:52:27,103 --> 00:52:30,273 I'll take you to court. I'll challenge you for power of attorney. 870 00:52:32,817 --> 00:52:34,944 And get rid of all your fucking rosemary oil crap. 871 00:52:35,027 --> 00:52:37,280 Dad would hate it and it smells like shit. 872 00:53:43,971 --> 00:53:45,806 Thanks. 873 00:53:45,890 --> 00:53:48,225 What you did back there, you... 874 00:53:49,226 --> 00:53:50,770 ...you saved our asses. 875 00:53:54,190 --> 00:53:56,067 You should've left me. 876 00:54:06,327 --> 00:54:09,580 To be a good skipper, 877 00:54:09,664 --> 00:54:11,415 you gotta be a right asshole. 878 00:54:11,499 --> 00:54:14,418 Ain't no room for compassion. 879 00:54:14,502 --> 00:54:17,672 The right move to make was to nab that cunt Sage. 880 00:54:19,173 --> 00:54:22,343 Instead, you walked the boys into a trap, 881 00:54:22,426 --> 00:54:24,595 and then risked their lives to save some twat 882 00:54:24,679 --> 00:54:26,472 who's gonna be dead in six months. 883 00:54:27,807 --> 00:54:29,225 We was lucky, 884 00:54:29,308 --> 00:54:31,602 but next time, 885 00:54:31,686 --> 00:54:33,729 someone's gonna die. 886 00:54:36,357 --> 00:54:39,276 I look back at my life, 887 00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:42,071 and all I see 888 00:54:42,154 --> 00:54:44,323 are the messes I've made. 889 00:54:46,492 --> 00:54:48,327 I've fucked it up. 890 00:54:49,704 --> 00:54:51,622 Every step. 891 00:54:53,958 --> 00:54:55,876 And I ain't got time to fix it. 892 00:55:04,635 --> 00:55:05,886 But maybe... 893 00:55:05,970 --> 00:55:08,681 maybe I can do one thing right 894 00:55:08,764 --> 00:55:11,600 with the time I got left. 895 00:55:12,977 --> 00:55:15,104 Get Ryan safe. 896 00:55:17,064 --> 00:55:18,691 I can't do that alone. 897 00:55:19,775 --> 00:55:21,819 I can't do it without you. 898 00:55:24,363 --> 00:55:25,573 Please. 899 00:55:32,246 --> 00:55:34,498 Too fucking little, Butcher. 900 00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:38,794 Too fucking late.